Corrupt-A-Borg

[ThriceElite]

Granted. All it can do is move up and down now.

I wish the Galactic Emperor didn't have such a high GF cost in proportion to it's low effectiveness.

[Dyrozix]

Granted now the galactic emperor costs 3 times as much but is 9 times as powerful and shoots Ultimate cannon lasers.


I wish Powered Gunman had a better X shot that silly shotgun blast has got nothing on Revolvers Double barrel Blast

[Death Eye]

Granted, but now Revolver Gunman has Powered Gunman's shot. (As a result, I now use Revolver Gunman more than Powered Gunman.)

I wish Death Borg Zeta II had more than 1 ammo.

[Admin]

Granted, it now has 2 shots and it takes 10 minutes to recharge them.

I wish Antares cost much less.

[Deleted]

Granted, now its cost is in the minus regions and is unusable. I should know, I have a minus number borg.

I wish G Black was as big as a human.

[Death Eye]

gRANTED, BUT Now I forget that the caps lock is on again.
Granted, but now it's too big to use.

I wish Roaches could recharge the bombs before they explode.

[Deleted]

Granted, but now all the Roaches are now slow as a snail.

I wish that I could come up with something to wish .

[thadudette]

Granted, but now you've stopped posting

*suddenly remembered how amusing this game was and came back to it*

I wish Phoenix Dragon could fly fast the way it actually was designed to fly.

[Death Eye]

Granted, but it no longer has guns.

I wish Beam Gunner shot two of his Massively Large Beams of Death from his shoulder cannons.

[herpanda]

Granted, but now the recoil throws him off of the map.

I wish Ultimate Cannon could smile.

[Death Eye]

Granted, but the mouth it smiles with replaces the actual cannon part of it.

I wish Death Borg Sigma could melee decently.

[njayhuang]

Granted but it can no longer fly strafe, eliminating the mechanic that made Sigma a cost effective borg.

I wish melee-centric borgs had a block function.

[Death Eye]

Granted, but it's a button-activated Death Borg Gamma shield. And it replaces actual Knights' shields.

I wish Imperial Knight could throw his shields.

[thadudette]

Granted, you can't get them back once you throw them and they don't do any damage. Your opponent can pick them up and use them.

I wish Metal Hero could at least follow the enemy with his X attack.

[Death Eye]

Granted. Metal Hero's X attack now turns him into a Double Ninja-style clone of the target.

I wish Sirius was larger and, therefore, more epic.

[thadudette]

Granted, but he's so epic that he automatically turns into Antares due to his size and Sirius ceases to exist.

I wish color (alt, shadow, gold, silver, clear) could also reappear in borgs with the reset "glitch"

[Death Eye]

Granted, but now they never show up in the first place. (So... what exactly is different from any other time? )

I wish Powered Gunman's X shots were more condensed, allowing all 16 of them to hit Normal Ninjas.

[Deleted]

Granted, but because of the sheer power in the concentrated shot, the gun backfires in your face.

I wish ultimate cannon shot huge roaches.

[Deleted]

*A bolt of lightning strikes the borg in question* 
GRANTED!
The ultimate cannon now shoots giant roaches, but the roaches are on the enemys team and will their butt bombs now detonate like and ICBM and freezes everyone instead of killing them.
 

I wish Gotcha Force had a borg creating feature that was amazing and worked really well. 

[thadudette]

Granted, it's amazing and works really well. At creating Death Eyes with all the same stats.

I wish Barrier Girl's barrier could be upgraded/modified.