Corrupt-A-Borg

[Stove]

Granted, but my alter Egos Barry and Adric ruin it.

I wish I had alter egos named Barry and Adric.

[Death Eye]

Granted, but the alter egos are the 19th century psychological type (split-personality-style) and one of them keeps breaking your foot for some reason.

I wish I hadn't had to look up "alter ego" on Wikipedia to come up with that.

[Stove]

^Granted, but you forever consider yourself an idiot.

I wish my finger could make things explode.

[Death Eye]

Granted, but it can only do that when you hit a self-destruct button. So you really didn't gain anything.
(Alternatively, granted, but the thing your finger causes to explode is your finger.)

I wish that Death Borg Omega IV hadn't killed my Chainsaw Knight just now.

[Stove]

Granted, it transforms into a Death ICBM at the last second.

I wish my finger didnt explode.

[Death Eye]

Granted. Now your toe did.

I wish my Normal Ninja would just hurry up and get to level 9 already.

[Stove]

Ungranted. You can have my lv: 10 one. ;D

I wish for no part of my body to explode.

[Death Eye]

Granted, but I ran out of corruption ideas about 10 minutes ago, so I'm going to have to improvise.
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Granted, but now a random part of your body falls off every morning, only to regenerate overnight and be replaced in the "missing body part" role by another randomly-selected body part.



I wish I hadn't just lost, like, 45 HP on my Normal Ninja trying to finish off an Akuma Samurai.

[Deleted]

Granted but the Akuma Samurai revives as a shogun samurai with the power bar full

I wish my Isis or patra (don't remember) witch could heal as well as making allies grow!

[Deleted]

granted, but as a side effect, it's buff reduces damage dealt by allies to one. And it doesn't work on the enemy.

I wish some of the RP borgs we have existed in this game.

[Deleted]

Granted but they can't be obtained

I wish wind valkyrie could be useful

[Deleted]

(glitch them! )
Granted but now it's the only borg worth using, ruining the fun of the game.

I wish that the dragons were faster.

[Deleted]

(Show me how )

Granted, but now they are always moving and too fast, making it hard to play them

I wish there were elemantal magicians in this game

[Death Eye]

Granted, but the game decides to invoke the "Only Gotcha Borgs can defeat Gotcha Borgs" clause (AKA that one clause whose only purpose is to fill the plot hole of "If they're so small why not just stomp them?") on them, making their fire, ice, lightning, etc. useless.

I wish Antares could move forward.

[Deleted]

(i meant as borgs like the witches)

Granted but it is so slow that it looks like it don't move...Oh wait isn't it the case already? If so he won't be able to attack

I wish there were more Idols than the Pop Honey.

[Deleted]

Oct 3, 2011 20:02:22 GMT @hitomy said:

(i meant as borgs like the witches)

Granted but it is so slow that it looks like it don't move...Oh wait isn't it the case already? If so he won't be able to attack

I wish there were more Idols than the Pop Honey.

Granted, but he's male and the singing is bad Engrish rap.

I wish Sho's Japanese voice didn't sound like an angry 30-year old man.

[njayhuang]

Granted. Now he's voiced by Fred ಠ_ಠ

I wish Wind Valkyrie's fan could blow away projectiles.

Edit:
After looking up Sho's Japanese voice, I would actually prefer that over the American voice.

[Badog Vi Britania]

granted it blows them toward wind valkrie

i wish garuda was more OP

[ThriceElite]

Granted, but now he costs over 9000 GF Energy.

I wish Normal Knight wasn't so slow and clunky.

[Deleted]

Granted, but now hes to fast to be useable and does no damage

I wish that the world stage was actually round Death Saucer could move up and down (this is about borgs not anything in Gotcha force, silly me.)