Corrupt-A-Borg

[njayhuang]

Granted, but every upgrade to the barrier reduces Barrier Girl's HP accordingly.

I wish the sniper weapons (like Killer/Command Girl's buster laser, and... actually that's all I can think of) had the ability to scope in and deal critical damage on headshot.

[Deleted]

Granted, Barrier girl can now snipe. Except it will only do 1 damage and heal targets on critical headshots

I wish that they had more variants of G Red and G Black. Like G Blue, G Green, G Yellow, with unique abilities.

[thadudette]

Granted, they are actually the Power Rangers in disguise and therefore have no G Buster attack.

I wish Roaches could glide/strafe.

[Carigun]

Granted, it would be cool to see a bug Glide/Straff around the arena but it would be slow

I wish Billy had Revolver Gunnmans hat

[VerdantShade]

Granted, but it gives him a massive increase in hitbox size on his upper body, making it extremely easy to hit him just by shooting over his head. (Think 3 normal tanks tall and 4 normal tanks wide.) 



I want to be able to see more than one borg in my force deployed to the battlefield at a time.



(That is, if you started the game with G Red, Revolver Gunman, and Normal Ninja in your team, putting NN first would have RG and GR spawn on your team. This is, ironically, what I was told when I first looked up info on the game, and is why I lost G-Red to a revolver gunman in the first stage once you had control of your force.)

[dillybar64]

Granted, you can see all of your units on the field at a time, but you can only see them. They don't actually do anything. And since they are in the arena instead of on your force after your first borg goes down you are defeated.

I wish that the music in the game was less repetitive.

[thadudette]

Granted, every battle now has a different song which is from a playlist of soprano preteen girls singing about their past breakups.

I wish we could figure out more things to talk about about Gotcha. (Am i going to regret putting this one up? )

[Stove]

Granted, but now everyone else receives a fatal electric shock when they make a post. Congratulations, you just indirectly murdered about fourty people. You now qualify as a serial killer. I hope you're happy.

I wish the Galactic Emperor was legitimately obtainable and not tedious to play as.

[Ultima Atulos Maxim]

May 11, 2011 2:08:45 GMT Stove said:

Granted, but they are glitched. They die in one hit. Now, you can only use them!

I wish I could get a dark knight, and it had OVER 9000! hp, and it's attacks ohko'd anything, but that it wasnt so powerful, that the game explodes, or freezes, or that it's the only borg I can use, but that I could still use it, and all the other borgs, but that they are normal, have normal stats, normal hp, and that it's power wouldnt make the power go out before I can save it, or that it doesnt come out of the game and kill someone. Oh, and that it would take amage normally, and wouldnt die in 1 hit.

Granted... except for the fact that it was Opposite Day when you said that. Also, to the previous post, granted, but you have worse luck of acquiring him then Admin has luck of obtaining a rare completed Serius.

I wish that I could find the button that changes this site's theme.

[Stove]

Granted, but your electronic devices all implode, causing a black hole that destroys the world.
(i don't know where it is after proboards v5 actually.)

I wish Gotcha Force didn't corrupt itself so often for me.

(P.S. Opposite day is a paradox. By stating it is opposite day it is therefore not opposite day, because opposite day states that everything is opposite, therefore if you say it is, it isn't.
Checkmate.)

[Ultima Atulos Maxim]

Jan 19, 2015 15:07:50 GMT Stove said:

Granted, but your electronic devices all implode, causing a black hole that destroys the world.
(i don't know where it is after proboards v5 actually.)

I wish Gotcha Force didn't corrupt itself so often for me.

(P.S. Opposite day is a paradox. By stating it is opposite day it is therefore not opposite day, because opposite day states that everything is opposite, therefore if you say it is, it isn't.
Checkmate.)

Ah, but if it was never Opposite Day to begin with, then there is nothing preventing it from being Opposite Day. Therefore, it isn't, so it is.

Granted, but now Gotcha Force has the graphics of a PS1 game and has half the Borgs it used to. Also, no special versions of any of the Borgs.

[Stove]

Jan 19, 2015 15:21:01 GMT Ultima Atulos Maxim said:

Jan 19, 2015 15:07:50 GMT Stove said:

Granted, but your electronic devices all implode, causing a black hole that destroys the world.
(i don't know where it is after proboards v5 actually.)

I wish Gotcha Force didn't corrupt itself so often for me.

(P.S. Opposite day is a paradox. By stating it is opposite day it is therefore not opposite day, because opposite day states that everything is opposite, therefore if you say it is, it isn't.
Checkmate.)

Ah, but if it was never Opposite Day to begin with, then there is nothing preventing it from being Opposite Day. Therefore, it isn't, so it is.

Except the initial claim that it is opposite day is subject to the terms of opposite day, making it pointless.
In addition, one cannot simply "make it opposite day". If people could do that, we'd be dead, but in opposite day everything is opposite. This means that while we exist now, on opposite day, we don't. Same applies for this debate. Therefore, if you could make it opposite day, this debate would cease to exist, and nothink bad would happen to Darkie-kins.
Also you'd kill everyone. Nice job.

[Ultima Atulos Maxim]

Annnnddd if I killed everyone, I would have never killed them. Finally, this whole discussion is detracting from the rest of the thread. Might we just say that the whole thing is a moot point? Let's just say that, due to the nature of Opposite Day, we both win? Or lose, your choice. Tie or draw, whichever, let's just clear this eyesore of a discussion up. Anyways, I wish there be no consequence of this wish.

[Stove]

Jan 19, 2015 15:51:52 GMT Ultima Atulos Maxim said:

Annnnddd if I killed everyone, I would have never killed them. Finally, this whole discussion is detracting from the rest of the thread. Might we just say that the whole thing is a moot point? Let's just say that, due to the nature of Opposite Day, we both win? Or lose, your choice. Tie or draw, whichever, let's just clear this eyesore of a discussion up. Anyways, I wish there be no consequence of this wish.

I don't know, I quite enjoy this debate.

Also, no, that's double opposite. You can't opposite your opposite day. It doesn't work like that.

[Ultima Atulos Maxim]

Steve, why don't you just make like Frozen and Let it Go?

[Stove]

Jan 19, 2015 16:25:38 GMT Ultima Atulos Maxim said:

Steve, why don't you just make like Frozen and Let it Go?

Because Frozen is garbage and I hate it.

[Ultima Atulos Maxim]

And what if I said that I agreed with you?

[Stove]

Jan 19, 2015 19:18:58 GMT Ultima Atulos Maxim said:

And what if I said that I agreed with you?

Then you'd agree with me.

[Ultima Atulos Maxim]

Then, you mean to tell me that we'd agree on something?

[Stove]

Jan 20, 2015 4:02:36 GMT Ultima Atulos Maxim said:

Then, you mean to tell me that we'd agree on something?

If that's what you want to believe.