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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2012 23:43:01 GMT
;D
^This
It is a funny smiley
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2012 22:11:48 GMT
Just wondering if anyone has seen this.
And this.
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Post by Metal on Apr 19, 2012 21:16:47 GMT
Best prank ever:
Get a leather arn chair, a suit and tie, and a corncob pipe.
Wait until the coast is clear, then put the armchair inside an elevator. Wear the suit and begin chewing on the pipe (the end you inhale from. As smoking in an elevator would probably kill you.) and then wait. Once a few people are inside, say as audible as you can amd with a straight face "well, im sure your wondering why ive gathered you all here today." in your best shaun conery impersination voice.
Result? Priceless.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2012 21:20:07 GMT
Best prank ever: Get a leather arn chair, a suit and tie, and a corncob pipe. Wait until the coast is clear, then put the armchair inside an elevator. Wear the suit and begin chewing on the pipe (the end you inhale from. As smoking in an elevator would probably kill you.) and then wait. Once a few people are inside, say as audible as you can amd with a straight face "well, im sure your wondering why ive gathered you all here today." in your best shaun conery impersination voice. Result? Priceless. Thats so random. I love ideas. Someone should probably try that... but wait a suit? A dressing gown would be better. And a grey beard. |
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Post by Metal on Apr 19, 2012 21:27:03 GMT
A gown? You mean like hugh heffners bath robe? Also it would be hilarious. If i was in that elevator i would die laughing.
Also: i was talking to my mate the other day and he said "what would be the first thing youd do if you were invisible?"
My reply "i would fly to paris and find a performing street mime, then id proceed to beat him to death. The round of applause he would recieve would be astounding."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2012 22:02:43 GMT
You have a crazy sense of humour. ;D
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Post by Metal on Apr 19, 2012 22:04:28 GMT
I try. I really do. I have a chuck joke, but its not really appropro, for the forum lol
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2012 22:28:24 GMT
Pm me it?
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Post by Metal on Apr 19, 2012 23:14:17 GMT
Haha aite. I will in a bit.
Onto to women jokes! *disclaimer! I am not prejudiced in anyway, except against stupid ppl. And everyone can be one of those at some point. So im really not prejudiced. End disclaimer*
Why did the woman crash her car?
Better question, why was she out of the kitchen to begin with?
I have more... Oh and to all the women, post derogatory male jokes, cause those are hilarious, especially the ones where i can laugh and be like omg so true!
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Post by Calamity2007 on Apr 26, 2012 14:21:25 GMT
Speaking of women, if anyone here is a fan of Skullgirls, here is a couple of videos from a tournament that featured the voice actresses of the game playing as their respective characters. The results are quite hilarious.
Erin (Parasoul) vs. Sarah (Peacock)
Sarah (Peacock) vs. Laura (Valentine) Round 1
Erin (Parasoul) vs. Laura (Valentine) Round 1
And there are much more then that. This tournament also features Kimlinh (Ms. Fortune) and Danielle (Painwheel).
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2012 19:08:27 GMT
Spanish class ;D
In the end there is a nutshot, so yeah
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Post by Stove on May 18, 2012 19:25:05 GMT
You in this? Or are you recording?
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2012 19:29:29 GMT
Recording
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Post by Stove on May 18, 2012 19:39:06 GMT
So your face is still a mystery...
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2012 19:41:39 GMT
I will upload one with my face
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2012 19:51:24 GMT
Im the first guy in this vid
I have my jacket on
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2012 20:01:00 GMT
Sky fag is the guy with long hair that made a stupid face
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Post by Stove on May 18, 2012 20:03:59 GMT
Sky fag is the guy with long hair that made a stupid face I know. His pic's on Pokesun. ;D |
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Post by Jay24092 on May 30, 2012 20:55:46 GMT
I have a good joke but because I am british I do not wish to offend anyone
Ok but please this is not my joke it's one my friend told me so do not blame me
Missing young girl from Liverpool answers to Maddie or madlin last seen in turkey anyone got any info please send me her adress because I am therapist who might know where she is
The joke is really send me her A DRESS because I am THE RAPIST thanks
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Post by Metal on May 31, 2012 3:13:13 GMT
Got it. Slightly amused.
Just read an ecard that had a picture of a surgeon on it that said "look im not saying its the start of the zombie apocolypse or anything, but when one man rips off and eats another mans face and then doesnt react to being shot, that we should take it into consideration." i still havent stopped laughing.
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