Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2013 2:49:07 GMT
I decided to help with the rally. If I can take charge around here I can make sure something bad doesn't happen. Staying in Luna's good books is also a good idea, especially if she'll let me talk to Trinity. I'll have to make sure I don't do anything that she wouldn't like...
As such, if you nothings wish to stand a chance at surviving, you will follow me! We are running out of food and other supplies, so we can't simply wait it out. We must crush them before they can pose a threat to me.
I would also like to say a few words.
Luna beamed for a brief second before turning away in embarrassment.
Whose this guy supposed to be... everything is bad enough as it is.
This here happens to be my second in command! You will take any order from him that doesn't contradict with mine, no questions ask. Got it memorized?
Indeed. Today will be the first march and just like the rest of you, I want to survive. As such we'll need to co-operate. Cellphones aren't working so we'll need more leaders. I can't sit back and let Luna hold this rabble we have here together.
I briefly smiled warmly at her before continuing on.
Who do our scouts say that we're up against?
Reports say that they're just regular people. But they say they've got a very powerful and charismatic leader who wants to control the city...
Send out a small force the meet them head on. Build barricades and make sure you have plenty of however many weapons we can find- I assume that we can't find guns?
We got plenty of wooden bats. They're better anyway, if you're going to kill someone you better be close enough to stare them right when they die.
That's actually somewhat honorable...
... I want their pitiful, dying souls to be engraved with my image, so that it might haunt them for all eternity.
... in any case, if that diversionary force can hold out the main group can flank them, catching them unawares. We should mobilize as soon as possible. Is that satisfactory, Luna?
So long as I get to kick their smug little s*** holes.
Understood. Lets move out!
Everyone responded in agreement and Luna began organizing their groups, while I handed out weapons to everyone.
It wasn't long before we were in the thickest parts of the city, walking among the dead corpses of the feral citizens. If this kept up, most of the population would die. It might be worth locking some of these people away in isolation during the day, at least until I sort out this mess.
Hey, Cipher, when did you become so adequate at millitary tactics?
I didn't, not really, I just regurgitated all the same things you hear about in movies. Lets pray they weren't lying.
For every step forward you take towards not-totally-atrocious, you take a few steps backwards towards the edge of the cliff of utter hopelessness...
We soon saw our enemy, so we split up, Luna staying behind while I went out with the main group.
While we had been moving I had been testing my swinging arm. A small part of my brain still didn't seem to fully comprehend the fact that I'd be fighting and possibly killing people. All I knew was that I had been roped into a responsibility which I needed to bear for the time being. Not only that, but I was weak. Too weak. Luna had proven that not long ago- Perhaps it is time to change that, no matter which world I end up in.
Shhh, there they are! The back of the army!
Indeed, as we made our way through an alley way, we spotted some enemy's near a barricade of dumpsters and wood. In the distance, I could hear the diversonary force fighting against them. It was time we helped out.
Make sure you climb over that thing as soon as possible, use each other as spring boards if necessary. So, are you all ready? Then CHAAAARGE!
We managed to catch them somewhat unawares as we climbed over, and began beating up everyone on the other side. There was a corner on the other side, so we followed around only to find-
Oh my, look at the gullible rats who stepped into my glorious traps.
A dead end.
Standing on the roof of a small building about half the size of the rest was a man who seemed to be dressing older than he looked. His hideous outfit almost blinded me as I looked at it- it may have looked more sophisticated if it wasn't in the most sickly shade of yellow.
I know this area well! This should lead out onto the main street! I yelled out. Behind me, my men were either knocked out or flat out killed by some enemies who had been lying in hiding, I too was grabbed by two men.
You do have an adorable expression of the highest caliber! Let me explain me ingenious plan to that fragile head of yours.
I had THAT street blocked off- I had a mirror placed in front of the entrance to it which reflected the roof above, and a black cloth down below which prevented you from seeing yourselves reflected at ground level. As such you passed by that street and ended up here. All of it was held in place by my men, and where did a mirror so large come from? My my, one such as you who asks so many questions would simply die to see my personal collection! Bubububu... you have proven yourself a rather predictable adversary.
Shouldn't I have heard about this guy have been reported on in the newspaper for being... well, him? Why have I never heard of him?
Nothing to say? My genius has been known to leave people speechless. Alright, bring him up here!
I was rolled up in rope and carried to the building he was standing on. I was passed up to two people reaching out of the window, then up to the roof. This mysterious person brought me too my feet, and held onto me with well washed hands as, all of a sudden, the roof began to move upwards, like a lift. It didn't take me long to realize that we were actually standing on a large cloth, being carried up by his men to the roof, which should be overlooking the main battle. How in the hell was I supposed to recover from this embarrassment? Luna and Trinity would see me for sure, and...
Hellloooooo ladies and gentleman of the lunatic coalition morons! I have one of your illustrious leaders captured, Cipher of course! This poor soul lost his merry way and stepped right onto my bear trap! Scram! Stick!
I could tell that he was going to use me as a bargaining chip after capturing me. Damnit. I was trying so hard to think of ways to get out of this that I didn't notice this mans even stranger choice of words. They must have been signals, because as he said them his men retreated behind their barricades, and, from above, his men poured down a thick white substance onto Luna's army.
what the h*** is this filthy...
Well what thick white liquid necessary to all of humankind comes from a thin, long, hard, wet, tight, space that you have to carefully squeeze a little in order to get it out?
AAAAAAAAAAH!
Superglue, of course! What were you thinking my little tartlet?
... how the h*** would superglue help in this situation?
You're not so stupid after all! Because I'm glad you asked. Obviously it's because I wanted to emphasize the fact that you're all in a very sticky situation!
I think I hate you more than I could hate anyone, living or dead, in my entire life.
Well THANK you oh so diddly much! I'll be here all week. Bubububu... now then, down to business!
See this here flesh? Surrender to me, swearing an oath of allegiance, and I will spare his life, and yours. Refuse... and you can go free! But if you don't want him then I'll happily whip him into shape... like whipped cream... a similar consistency to what his brain will be once he's been through my very carefully constructed torture machines and psychological super-effective BAZINGOLOS... the same thing I will do to all of you after a climactic final battle which I will win! IN ANY CASE, RAISE!
He raised his hands and the cloth we had been standing on was raised across the street, to reveal that it was in fact a banner reading: 'I am the yellow space, I am the luke-warm plastic, I am the terrible joke, and with your suffering in hand I will take this world as mine, freezing it in the ice of perfection! Presenting the extra specially sticky murder death sacrifice extravaganza event, I am mega laughter level YELLOW... THE ALMIGHTY WOLLEY! PREPARE YOUR DECISION, FOR THE END HAS COME!'
WHY DID YOU ALL WRITE THAT DOWN! THE JOKE IS RUINED!
Sir, you told us that having the longest and most epic part of you're dialogue would be funniest if it was written down instead of spoken outloud dramatically, and that drawing reference to it would be even funnier.
Silence...! Suicide! Suicide suicide suicide!
four of his men, including the one who had spoken, jumped off the building.
Please, goddammit Luna. Help me. If I have to serve this guy either way I'd rather not be tortured and possibly lobotomized.
I don't have a bargaining chip... dammit. If I swear allegiance to this idiot then Sol wins. Grrr...
1) Surrender to Wolley
2) Resist, and abandon Cipher
As such, if you nothings wish to stand a chance at surviving, you will follow me! We are running out of food and other supplies, so we can't simply wait it out. We must crush them before they can pose a threat to me. I would also like to say a few words.Luna beamed for a brief second before turning away in embarrassment.
Whose this guy supposed to be... everything is bad enough as it is. This here happens to be my second in command! You will take any order from him that doesn't contradict with mine, no questions ask. Got it memorized? Indeed. Today will be the first march and just like the rest of you, I want to survive. As such we'll need to co-operate. Cellphones aren't working so we'll need more leaders. I can't sit back and let Luna hold this rabble we have here together.I briefly smiled warmly at her before continuing on.
Who do our scouts say that we're up against? Reports say that they're just regular people. But they say they've got a very powerful and charismatic leader who wants to control the city... Send out a small force the meet them head on. Build barricades and make sure you have plenty of however many weapons we can find- I assume that we can't find guns? We got plenty of wooden bats. They're better anyway, if you're going to kill someone you better be close enough to stare them right when they die.That's actually somewhat honorable...
... I want their pitiful, dying souls to be engraved with my image, so that it might haunt them for all eternity. ... in any case, if that diversionary force can hold out the main group can flank them, catching them unawares. We should mobilize as soon as possible. Is that satisfactory, Luna? So long as I get to kick their smug little s*** holes. Understood. Lets move out!Everyone responded in agreement and Luna began organizing their groups, while I handed out weapons to everyone.
It wasn't long before we were in the thickest parts of the city, walking among the dead corpses of the feral citizens. If this kept up, most of the population would die. It might be worth locking some of these people away in isolation during the day, at least until I sort out this mess.
Hey, Cipher, when did you become so adequate at millitary tactics? I didn't, not really, I just regurgitated all the same things you hear about in movies. Lets pray they weren't lying. For every step forward you take towards not-totally-atrocious, you take a few steps backwards towards the edge of the cliff of utter hopelessness...We soon saw our enemy, so we split up, Luna staying behind while I went out with the main group.
While we had been moving I had been testing my swinging arm. A small part of my brain still didn't seem to fully comprehend the fact that I'd be fighting and possibly killing people. All I knew was that I had been roped into a responsibility which I needed to bear for the time being. Not only that, but I was weak. Too weak. Luna had proven that not long ago- Perhaps it is time to change that, no matter which world I end up in.
Shhh, there they are! The back of the army!Indeed, as we made our way through an alley way, we spotted some enemy's near a barricade of dumpsters and wood. In the distance, I could hear the diversonary force fighting against them. It was time we helped out.
Make sure you climb over that thing as soon as possible, use each other as spring boards if necessary. So, are you all ready? Then CHAAAARGE!We managed to catch them somewhat unawares as we climbed over, and began beating up everyone on the other side. There was a corner on the other side, so we followed around only to find-
Oh my, look at the gullible rats who stepped into my glorious traps.A dead end.
Standing on the roof of a small building about half the size of the rest was a man who seemed to be dressing older than he looked. His hideous outfit almost blinded me as I looked at it- it may have looked more sophisticated if it wasn't in the most sickly shade of yellow.
I know this area well! This should lead out onto the main street! I yelled out. Behind me, my men were either knocked out or flat out killed by some enemies who had been lying in hiding, I too was grabbed by two men. You do have an adorable expression of the highest caliber! Let me explain me ingenious plan to that fragile head of yours.I had THAT street blocked off- I had a mirror placed in front of the entrance to it which reflected the roof above, and a black cloth down below which prevented you from seeing yourselves reflected at ground level. As such you passed by that street and ended up here. All of it was held in place by my men, and where did a mirror so large come from? My my, one such as you who asks so many questions would simply die to see my personal collection! Bubububu... you have proven yourself a rather predictable adversary.
Shouldn't I have heard about this guy have been reported on in the newspaper for being... well, him? Why have I never heard of him?
Nothing to say? My genius has been known to leave people speechless. Alright, bring him up here!I was rolled up in rope and carried to the building he was standing on. I was passed up to two people reaching out of the window, then up to the roof. This mysterious person brought me too my feet, and held onto me with well washed hands as, all of a sudden, the roof began to move upwards, like a lift. It didn't take me long to realize that we were actually standing on a large cloth, being carried up by his men to the roof, which should be overlooking the main battle. How in the hell was I supposed to recover from this embarrassment? Luna and Trinity would see me for sure, and...
Hellloooooo ladies and gentleman of the lunatic coalition morons! I have one of your illustrious leaders captured, Cipher of course! This poor soul lost his merry way and stepped right onto my bear trap! Scram! Stick!I could tell that he was going to use me as a bargaining chip after capturing me. Damnit. I was trying so hard to think of ways to get out of this that I didn't notice this mans even stranger choice of words. They must have been signals, because as he said them his men retreated behind their barricades, and, from above, his men poured down a thick white substance onto Luna's army.
what the h*** is this filthy... Well what thick white liquid necessary to all of humankind comes from a thin, long, hard, wet, tight, space that you have to carefully squeeze a little in order to get it out? AAAAAAAAAAH! Superglue, of course! What were you thinking my little tartlet? ... how the h*** would superglue help in this situation? You're not so stupid after all! Because I'm glad you asked. Obviously it's because I wanted to emphasize the fact that you're all in a very sticky situation! I think I hate you more than I could hate anyone, living or dead, in my entire life. Well THANK you oh so diddly much! I'll be here all week. Bubububu... now then, down to business!See this here flesh? Surrender to me, swearing an oath of allegiance, and I will spare his life, and yours. Refuse... and you can go free! But if you don't want him then I'll happily whip him into shape... like whipped cream... a similar consistency to what his brain will be once he's been through my very carefully constructed torture machines and psychological super-effective BAZINGOLOS... the same thing I will do to all of you after a climactic final battle which I will win! IN ANY CASE, RAISE!
He raised his hands and the cloth we had been standing on was raised across the street, to reveal that it was in fact a banner reading: 'I am the yellow space, I am the luke-warm plastic, I am the terrible joke, and with your suffering in hand I will take this world as mine, freezing it in the ice of perfection! Presenting the extra specially sticky murder death sacrifice extravaganza event, I am mega laughter level YELLOW... THE ALMIGHTY WOLLEY! PREPARE YOUR DECISION, FOR THE END HAS COME!'
WHY DID YOU ALL WRITE THAT DOWN! THE JOKE IS RUINED! Sir, you told us that having the longest and most epic part of you're dialogue would be funniest if it was written down instead of spoken outloud dramatically, and that drawing reference to it would be even funnier. Silence...! Suicide! Suicide suicide suicide!four of his men, including the one who had spoken, jumped off the building.
Please, goddammit Luna. Help me. If I have to serve this guy either way I'd rather not be tortured and possibly lobotomized.
I don't have a bargaining chip... dammit. If I swear allegiance to this idiot then Sol wins. Grrr...1) Surrender to Wolley
2) Resist, and abandon Cipher
