If you had to fake your own death.

[medic]

Say someone was after you. A pschyo, the mafia, anyone. And they arent going to stop untill you're dead. So the only solution.

Fake your own death.

• How would you fake your death?
  
• What would you do from there?
  
• Can you trust your friends with your secret?
  

/discuss


And remember, you can't "Go Missing" or people will start looking for you, and probably find you.

You need concrete proof that you're dead. But without dying.

I would

• Write a suicide note, telling how *Insert sappy crap here* and I burned myself
  
• Burn up alot of stuff, spread the ash everywhere.
  
• Take everything I can fit into my backpack, including any wallets lying around.
  
• Go get a haircut, and possibly dyed
  
• If I can afford to, move to Sweden or Norway.
  
• If not, move to Canada. Once you're across the border, it should be easy goings from there.
  
• Delete any and all online social things about me. Facebook, Myspace, ect. ect.
  
• (Hopefully) shack up with a friend who lives in Canada.
  
• Eventually get off my feet and start a new life.
  
  Anyone else already have this planned out in case of emergency?
  

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[Admin]

I wonder if you could get away with all that, considering how advanced forensics is these days.

[medic]

Well I mean if you say your gonna set yourself on fire, and there's ashes everywhere..
But yeah you have a point. So assuming they belive that you're dead, what would you do?

[Death Eye]

I don't think I'd have to fake my own death in that situation. I could probably hide in the woods behind my house somewhat effectively. And I never go anywhere, so no one could see me, follow me home, and find out about it. Problem is, I'd have to leave eventually, so that actually could happen. Plus, a few hundred yards away isn't exactly hard to find.
If it was just one psycho, I'd kill 'em and make sure it looked like self-defense. Because it would be, really.
If it was the mafia, I'd be completely screwed probably gather my belongings - as little as possible - put it in a car, dress inconspicuously but in a way that conceals my identity, and go as far away as possible, then change my name and completely change the way I look (i.e. dye my hair, probably get some kind of surgery to change the way my face looks). Fake death is probably too hard to pull off.
And now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure the human mind subconsciously recognizes people by the minute details of the face and their positions. Like, if I'm looking in a reflective trophy case in school and see someone in the reflection who I'd immediately recognize normally, it actually takes a moment to determine who it is. So moving and changing your name and face may be enough.

I think I saw a documentary about something like this on the Discovery Channel once.

[The Regal RP Mod]

there are certain toxins that simulate death. I think. Take one of those, arrange for a friend to dig up your body, and then everybody thinks your dead, allowing you to do w/e the hell you want.

[medic]

*Guy above me has 8 stars. Lolwut*

Yeah, but what if they want to cremate you?

XD

Also, Death Eye, It doesn't matter why! It matters what you do

I think there is really only two people I could trust.

[Name Withheld] - Who I met online, and I'm really close to and

[Name also Withheld] Who I lived next to in second grade, and moved to Canada a few years later.

I could NOT trust anyone who lived near me.

[The Regal RP Mod]

Thats why you specify that you are to be buried, not cremated. Also, certain religions disapprove of cremation *coughcertainchristianscough* because it removes a body for a soul to inhabit when the end of days comes.

[zaraiah]

1. Obtain car.
2. Drive car into lake
3. Make sure someone sees me drive it in
4. Escape.
5. Go live somewhere else with a new alias and look.

This is a weird topic

[Death Eye]

Well, if I absolutely had to fake my own death, I'd probably nail a suicide note to one of the trees around the pond near my house, gather my belongings, and sneak through the woods behind my house. Then I'd have to improvise, since I don't have these things planned out.

[Deleted]

This is tough.
I think Homer does it best in Simpsons.
he created a replica dummy of himself.
pushed it off a waterfall while most of the town was looking, it got ripped to shreds by a water turbine.
he didn't think about afterwards. after doing that i would fly to different country, new name, hair dye, use new internet accounts (not delete old ones, how could a dead guy delete his or her account?) and... my best friend would likely be an accomplice so that would be who i trust.

[Jay24092]

well i would "die" in a crash live on National T.V and get my team and medical pros to declair me dead at the sence and then i would set up a home ran company that sells everything i would use one of my other names i would shave my head put on weight and wear glasses and move to Ghana

[Deleted]

Write my own name in a death note, die of a heart attack, people will pin it down to Kira, then I just have to pray that I'm in the death note manga continuity then when the coast is clear, colonel sarcasm can use a death eraser and resurrect me, then burn the death note.
flawless right?

[Stove]

I'll use my Geass to make everyone think I'm dead, because my Geass is the same as Charles.

[Jay24092]

mine is accualy possible

but pinning the blame sounds good

[Deleted]

Write my name in one of those repica death notes and then the obviouslyanimefanaticswhoelsewouldbechasingme? Would give up the chase.

[Jay24092]

true but why do you think i have another name i use just incase the mafia want a favour

[Metal]

Ok so i would create a bomb shelter under my closet, and within said shelter place essentials. And some non essentials like my wii and 360. Set the house on fire and prolly cryo freeze myself in said shelter. Id prolly also give someone who i trust an extreme amount the passcode to the shelter with orders to unfreeze me in 2-5 years

[Deleted]

If i had to well i work with alot of drugs i would make it look like i overdosed my self and pay the guy down at the mourge to let me out and then i would move to austira and then get a job change my name and keep my head down