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It's that wonderful time of the year, christmas eve, and the residence of Sahari town are in a whimsical mood. Snow is falling, the christmas decorations are warm, inviting and magical, the atmosphere is merry and the anticipation for morning and the members of the gotcha force are building snowmen in Kakeru's garden.
Usagi stood on the step and called out an announcement.
"It's only been a few months since we defeated the death force, and I'd like nothing more than to celebrate christmas to it's fullest this year! So, in honer of christmas eve, we shall have a contest!" She exclaimed.
Tutsomu, wiping the mist from his glasses, stepped forward and explained the rules. The others suspected that the two had planned this.
"It will be a battle between our gotcha borgs, we will each team up, one borg each. One borg will build a snow man, and protect it, and the other person's borg will try to destroy their opponents snow man. The borg protecting the snowman he's built must defend himself, but will not be allowed to leave the circle we draw. The winner is the first team to destory the other team's snow man. Ok, get into teams then we will begin. Of course, me and Usagi are bound to win... it's only logical since it's our game." He explained.
Everyone got into pairs, and took it in turns to battle each other. It was much harder than they thought, as the snow man easily broke. The dominating people were quite clearly Kou and Sho, Kakeru and Mana since Mana healed Kakeru's fast ninja borg, much to the dismay of Kistsune and Nekobe, the irony here was that the defending Kitsune used a magnet robot that pulled Sasuke closer to the snow man. Tama placed the snow man on top of death arc, so he and Orochi were incredibly good and beating down Kotaro and Tatsuya. Met stubbornly decided to fight alone, but soon settled for fighting with Yuji and they beat Usagi and Tutsomu.
However, things were about to get ugly as the fun tournament wore on. As Kou and Sho faced off against Kakeru and Mana, they suddenly heard a familiar voice.
"Whahahaha! I have come to ruin your pathetic human christmas!" It yelled mellow dramatically, and as the gotcha force looked up, they saw the Galactic emperor! He was at regular size, and was simply a brain in a jar being carried by some members of the death force. They set him down on the wooden step.
"I cant see him." Said G red, looking up.
"Push me forward, fools, so they may tremble in fear at my triumphant return from the depths of fiery pits of the 20th force!" He yelled, and the death borgs did so, the jar now rested precariously on the edge.
"It is during christmas time that GF energy levels are at their highest in humans, using their extreme happiness, I am able to return in this form and steal it all away! I will enact my revenge, rebuild myself and the death force, and destroy earth! Now, tremble puny humans, judgement time has arrived! First I will wipe this planet, then the whole galaxy! You and your puny gotcha force will be exterminated!"
"I've heard that before..." Mumbled Kakeru.
"Yeah I only have so many sound files. NOW DIE!"
A massive army of black darkness arose from every corner, and closed in to attack everyone.
It was a long battle, the death force were weak but their numbers were huge, and the GF energy was slowly building as time wore on, allowing the death force to start bringing in some fortress and dragon borgs. Several of them dog piled on Garuda, realizing him as one of the biggest threats and one of high GF energy levels.
Sho's eyes went dark, and Garuda turned on the gotcha force! The G emperor spoke through Sho.
"I now have a new death commander, and he shall be used to restore me to glory! Wahahahaha!"
With Garuda on their side, the gotcha force were beaten down as their forces began to dwindle, not even their combined might could defeat them, worse than that, the death force had cruelly stomped down all of the snowmans!
Mana looked incredibly sad, she had puppy dog eyes.
"Sho you big meanie! Snap out of it this isn't you!" She wailed and burst into floods of endless tears.
"I hate Christmas. Everyones too happy, and that causes me to have apathy. I'm bitter because my Dad died on christmas. I think. I dont care! And I never get any good presents! People think that just because I have no emotions other than anger and cold indifference that I'll like a nose piercing or eye shadow or something gothic. How about a Teddy, huh? Is THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? THEIR FLUFFINESS MELTS MY SOUL! It would be Better I just use the GF energy levels generated to destroy christmas and stupid humans who let it happen." Sho complained.
"You should have said eariler. Look, Sho, I'll get you a teddy for Christmas if you promise to snap out of the G emperor's control and help us end this." Mana said.
"... You mean it?" Asked Sho.
"I mean it, I'd do anything to make you smile Sho." Said Mana, smiling herself.
Sho began clutching his head, and Nao healed Garuda.
"No, this cant beeeeeeeee!" Wailed the G emperor.
Garuda turned around and began attacking the death force.
"Chistmas cheer is all I needed! I just wanted to join in!" Yelled Sho, as Garuda smashed the jar containing the G emperor.
"What is this Deus ex machina rubbish! This cant beeeeeeeeeeeee!
Why do I repeat sound files!" He yelled as he exploded.
The rest of the death force left, their leader now gone.
The next morning, Christmas morning, Mana gave Sho a present as the gotcha force were gathered around the christmas tree.
Sho tore apart the wrapping paper, and there was indeed a teddy bear inside.
He blushed in embarrassment. It was so cute!
"Pah, Mana I dont need this. I was just pretending yesterday to break out of the G Emperors control." He said, looking away and folding his arms. He glanced back at the teddy for a brief moment.
"Meanie! You said you wanted a teddy bear!" Yelled Mana, flying forward and beating her fists on Sho's chest.
Sho leaned in and whispered "Thank you" into her ear, then pushed her away.
"I hate this present SO MUCH, I;m going home to have Garuda burn it right now! See ya guys, have a terrible christmas!" He said, picking up the teddy bear and slamming the door on his way out of the house.
From the window, the members of the gotcha force could see him cuddling the bear as he walked away.
THE END.
NOW EXCUSE ME. I'VE GOT OTHER THINGS TO DO. LIKE MAKE STORIES THAT DON'T MAKE ME FEEL... RAAAAAAAGH!
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