Post by Hippo on Feb 22, 2009 3:00:13 GMT
I was talking to my brother in Google Chat today, and he started quoting Yoda, and I challenged him to explain the Gotcha Force plot using Star Wars. And, aside from the teaming up with Leah to save Leah, it was brilliant and hilarious, and deserves to be posted here.
WARNING: Contains some..."language" (swears)
"Eric: And well you should not! For my ally is the force! and a powerful ally it is.
You ask the impossible.
yoda lifts a motherf**king Xwing out of the motherf**king water
I don't believe it!
That... is why you fail.
me: Wow. My quotes can send Boggy on nerdy rampages
Eric: Aren't you amazed at how good I am at star wars?
me: Ok ok, I have a Star Wars/Gotcha Force challenge for you:
Explain the GF plot to me using Star Wars
Eric: So the Galactic Emperor is the same as Emperor Palpatine. He's an old wrinkly guy (except he got so old and wrinkled that he turned into a brain in a jar). So this Emperor is so powerful with the force (GF energy) that he builds a huge f**king ship that can destroy an entire planet. Alderon = Megaboard.
Eric: But here's the good news. He didn't kill the princess of Alderon! In Gotcha force, Princess Leah is G red and she comes to earth as a little hologram out of your red Pokedex. She says, "save me, Kou. You're my only hope!"
Eric: So Kou's parents get burned to death by those f**king storm troopers that might also be flame ninjas but maybe not. Kou joins Leah (G Red) Obi-wan Kenobi (Kakeru), Han Solo (Sasuke) and Chewbacca (Mana) and they go to rescue Princess Leah (Death Crystals).
Eric: I guess that doesn't make much sense. They'll just have to go explode the death star for exploding the death star's sake.
So anyway, Kou eventually becomes so good with the force that he finds G Red's light saber and they now kill storm troopers like it's no one's f**king business. Just kicking ass and taking names.
Eric: After seeing all sorts of monsters and aliens, they fly into space and blow apart the Death Star/galactic emperor by shooting two of Titan Robot's beams into him. The Death Star explodes!
But then they build another death star and you have to keep playing the game until you get to see Princess Leah in every color and costume. Even gold bakini? ESPECIALLY GOLD BIKINI."
Well done, young Jedi Commander.
WARNING: Contains some..."language" (swears)
"Eric: And well you should not! For my ally is the force! and a powerful ally it is.
You ask the impossible.
yoda lifts a motherf**king Xwing out of the motherf**king water
I don't believe it!
That... is why you fail.
me: Wow. My quotes can send Boggy on nerdy rampages
Eric: Aren't you amazed at how good I am at star wars?
me: Ok ok, I have a Star Wars/Gotcha Force challenge for you:
Explain the GF plot to me using Star Wars
Eric: So the Galactic Emperor is the same as Emperor Palpatine. He's an old wrinkly guy (except he got so old and wrinkled that he turned into a brain in a jar). So this Emperor is so powerful with the force (GF energy) that he builds a huge f**king ship that can destroy an entire planet. Alderon = Megaboard.
Eric: But here's the good news. He didn't kill the princess of Alderon! In Gotcha force, Princess Leah is G red and she comes to earth as a little hologram out of your red Pokedex. She says, "save me, Kou. You're my only hope!"
Eric: So Kou's parents get burned to death by those f**king storm troopers that might also be flame ninjas but maybe not. Kou joins Leah (G Red) Obi-wan Kenobi (Kakeru), Han Solo (Sasuke) and Chewbacca (Mana) and they go to rescue Princess Leah (Death Crystals).
Eric: I guess that doesn't make much sense. They'll just have to go explode the death star for exploding the death star's sake.
So anyway, Kou eventually becomes so good with the force that he finds G Red's light saber and they now kill storm troopers like it's no one's f**king business. Just kicking ass and taking names.
Eric: After seeing all sorts of monsters and aliens, they fly into space and blow apart the Death Star/galactic emperor by shooting two of Titan Robot's beams into him. The Death Star explodes!
But then they build another death star and you have to keep playing the game until you get to see Princess Leah in every color and costume. Even gold bakini? ESPECIALLY GOLD BIKINI."
Well done, young Jedi Commander.
Sequel plot details!!) not Megaboard. 
