>It was only 9 years ago
>I loved Tama so much, I had Death Ark and all his Borgs
>I pray to Tama every night before bed, thanking him for the Rare Borgs I've been given
>"Tama is love" I say. "Tama is life"
>My friend hears me and calls me a noob
>I knew he was just jealous of my firepower
>I told him to get gud
>He spams Drill Robot's Missiles and gets a 999 hit combo
>I'm crying now, and my Borgs are defeated
>I stare at my Borg List and I lack Neo G Red
>A warmth is moving towards me
>It's Tama
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "It's clear how this is going to end"
>He grabs a controller with his icecream covered hands and joins the battle
>I'm ready
>I fill my team with Fortresses for Tama
>We use Death Ark's charged shots
>It feels so scrubby, but I do it for Tama
>I can feel my opponent's rage as his eyes start to water
>I'm winning against my opponent
>I want to please Tama
>He declares "Stop your futile resistence", as he fills my opponent's screen with lasers
>Opponent pulls out his controller
>Tama looks him straight in the eye and says "I'm good, aren't I?"
>Tama leaves through my window
>Tama is love, Tama is life